When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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