yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
