operation have a gay friend backfired
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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