She's JV to your varsity
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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