Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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