hotel room ftw
No subtext here. People are naked.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Randomize
