Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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