So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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