3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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