Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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