he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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