Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize