awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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