Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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