I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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