I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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