I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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