Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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