i was born a porn star she said
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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