Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
