hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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