What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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