Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
We left the knife in your bed.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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