just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Randomize
