When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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