TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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