Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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