there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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