please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
this hospital has no fireball
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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