Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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