Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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