Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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