Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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