This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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