Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He passed out mid-signature
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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