Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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