normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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