We won't sleep together?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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