We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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