I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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