Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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