I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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