She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
she woke up with a sticky ear
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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