The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
