Life is so much better after having sex.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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