if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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