Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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