i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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