i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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