I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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