So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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