They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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